The Fart Chart

THE FART CHART
1. Vain - one who always loves his own fart
2. Lazy - just fizzles
3. Friendly - likes to smell other's fart
4. Careless - farts in church
5. Clever - farts and cough at the same time
6. Unfortunate - tries to fart but shits instead
7. Nervous - stops in the middle of a fart
8. Miserable - can't fart at all
9. Proud - thinks he can fart the loudest
10. Sensitive - farts & start crying
11. Selfish - inhales all of his own fart so that others can't smell it
12. Damned men - farts in the bed then pulls blanket over wife's head
13. Confused - face is so much like buttocks, fart can't tell which way to go.

I've been wanting to put this for a really long time. Haha... finally got the chance :P LOL