A bomb strapped on my back,
I have a nasty plan,
For Christmas in Iraq!
I got through Checkpoint A,
But not through checkpoint B,
That's when I got shot in the ass by the US military!
"It's not funny!!"
OH, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
Mine blew up you see.
Where are all the virgins that Binladen promised me?
OH, jingle bombs, jingle bombs,
Your soldiers shot me dead.
The only thing that I have left is this towel on my head.
I used to be a man,
But everytime I coughed,
Thanks to Uncle Sam,
My nuts keep falling off.
My bombing days are done,
I need to find some work,
Perhaps it would be much safer as a convenient store night clerk!
OH, jingle bombs, jingle boms,
I think I got screwed.
Don't laugh at me because I'm dead or I kill you!
"I KILL YOU!"
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